I want to own a van someday and I am going to live in that van. It won't be like one of those mobile homes. Outside, it's going to look unsuspectingly normal. Maybe I will color it black or forest green. No one will know it can transform into a grill bar. I don't really like camping so it's going to have all the features of a boutique hotel room. I love stargazing after I dropped acid so I should be able to do that without getting out of the car. Again, I don't really like camping or call it "glamping" if you wish, I still don't want it. I have heard all kinds of horror stories about bears giving an unwanted visit.